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Every Friday at four

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Russ rehearsed for Black Friday by sending the shop a million pretend customers. He sent them to the real shop, which stopped serving the real ones.

The mistake

The load-test script that fires a million simulated shoppers is pointed at the production endpoint instead of a staging/test environment, so it hits the live shop and blocks real traffic instead of just measuring capacity. Worse, the script (written in 2019) only implements a start routine with no stop, cancel, or kill-switch, so once it's running there is no way to halt the load short of physically cutting its network connection and waiting out the fixed run duration.

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